1. |
Shards of a Frozen Pie
04:55
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VERSE 1
The days are coming by,
The shelves with frozen pies
Are empty like her threats,
Are crushing like my debts.
The frozen pastry aisle
Is desolate and sad. But,
Like a diamond in the rough,
Shines a speck of prized foodstuff.
CHORUS 1
She bought out every single pie
In the world, in the world, oh-oh.
There is nothing left to be told
About the wo-o-o-orld, wo-o-orld,
About the wo-o-o-orld, wo-o-orld,
Oh no!
She couldn’t buy the very last pie
In the world, in the world, oh-oh.
I would not sell it even for
All the go-o-old in the wo-o-orld,
All the go-o-old in the wo-o-orld,
Oh yeah!
VERSE 2
The price of bean object
Has changed by six point two.
I am boiling with rage,
I am on a rampage.
I’ve destroyed two things I love,
Blinded by pointless anger.
Now, I weep, cloaked by regret,
Over the shards of sunset.
CHORUS 2
She couldn’t buy the very last pie
In the world, in the world, oh-oh.
But I’m a herald of ruin,
And it’s no-o-o more, no-o more,
And it’s no-o-o more, no-o more,
Oh no!
She bought out every single pie
In the world, in the world, oh-oh.
There is nothing left to be told
About the wo-o-o-orld, wo-o-orld,
About the wo-o-o-orld, wo-o-orld,
No more.
ENDING
She took the kids,
She took the beans,
She took the pies,
She left the lies.
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2. |
The Boy's in th e Club
02:21
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Club in the
Club in the
Club in the
Boy’s in th e Club
Males within
Containment of joy
Savour the almond
Males within
Containment of joy
Savour the almond
The Boy’s in th e Club
are ready to fun
the almond is soft
The Boy’s in th e Club
are ready to fun
the almond is soft
Boy’s in th e Club Club
Boy’s in th e Club
Boy’s in th e Club Club
Boy’s in the in the Club
Boy’s in th e Club club
Boy’s in th e Club
Boy’s in th e Club Club
Boy’s in the in the Club
Thou doubt no more the location of boys
They delight the Clockwork Sphere
They delight the Clockwork Sphere
In the fields of nartex, spherical is the location.
Tarnished destination for males in migration.
Hey let's go to the
Hey let's go to the
Hey let's go to the
Boy’s in th e Club
Hey let's go to the
Hey let's go to the
Hey let's go to the
Club / Sphere / Almond
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3. |
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VERSE 1
I asq for
Quonsiderable quantities of quicksilver
beqause I need to maqe
lots of thermometers
I don’t qare
if there are any eleqtroniq ones
I am just very
allergiq to eleqtricity
CHORUS 1
give me the quicksilver
I need it now
give me the quicksilver
I need it now
VERSE 2
haha yes
I have gained the desired quicksilver
now I do
the maqing of the thermometers
oh, wait what is this
weird quicksilverous smell and smoqe
oh god no
I’m feeling liqe I’m being poisoned by it
CHORUS 2
please perish the quicksilver
please do it quick
please perish the quicksilver
please do it quick
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4. |
The ;
04:12
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VERSE 1
I walk in empty streets
With myself to keep me company
I search for a simple thing
the thing which looks at me
PRECHORUS
Hours pass, and I leave (I leave)
I look up and into the weave (the weave)
And there is looks up at me (At me)
And I am filled with glee
CHORUS
The ;
The ;
The ; that looks up to me
The ;
that merges the clause
The ;
that ends the sentence
The ;
that allows no repentance
The ; stays there with me
VERSE 2
I enter the building and look past the floor
I see it just there and walk even more
I enter the ground and lie there with it
I rest for a bit
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5. |
5
04:07
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INTRO
There is a number that exists
It is pronounced ‘five’
It looks like a big rock
If the rock was shaped like the number five
VERSE 1
Apparently five has a taste
But no one has tasted it
Apparently five looks like a big rock
But no one has seen it
Apparently five is one more than four
But no one has counted
Apparently five is alive
But none have survived
CHORUS 1
Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six, five
I don’t know what happens here
Pi, two, one
Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six, five
There must be another number here
Pi, two, one
VERSE 2
Apparently if five were shab
it would be called Shife or Faav
Apparently five cannot be divided
Because it’s all we have
Apparently five is hated by all
Because he’s never spoken
Apparently six is scared of five
But he’s not alive
CHORUS 2
Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six, five
Where did all the numbers go
Pi, two, one
Ten, nine, eight
Seven, six, five
Oh god Five’s eaten them all
Pi, two, one
BRIDGE
Zero, minus 1
Minus 2 and 3
Something something something yeah
Negative 8
More negative numbers keep coming
There’s no positive ones left
Except for the greatest one
CHORUS 3
Five, five, five
Five is so good
I could say five all the time
Five is great
Truly the
Greatest number
F I V E F I V
E That’s five
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6. |
Botto Words
03:13
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7. |
You Are Being Watched
03:56
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The man upstairs is angry
He watched you kill the mods
The little peas of his revenge
Rain down in little pods
And as you try to run away
He sits and watches still
And as the peas drop to the ground
He’s rolling down a hill
And in this hill the glass man sits
And sees the watching man
“Get off my hill” he screams and cries
As loudly as he can
The watcher man does nothing
And continues to roll
And as his corpse drops to the ground
The hill man eats some coal
The coal is not happy now
It sits in hill man’s gut
It shakes and shakes and moves around
Until his stomach’s cut
And all his intestinal tract
Is being filled with coal
And as his corpse drops to the ground
The coal drops down the hole
It falls and falls and never finds
The bottom of the stairs
Past explorers and other guys
And even megabears
Until it finds a looking glass
Covered in butterscotch
He’s teleported to a hill
And told to sit and watch
And the cycle repeats again
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8. |
Stars
04:50
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Stars
Flickering like lights in the midnight sky
Lightening up the darkness
Without them, we would be engulfed
Engulfed, in the deep dark
Our SuS
The closest star to us
Yet, so far away
It lights up the daylight sky
It gives us warmth and energy in the form of light
Without it, the planet would suffer
A never-ending frozen cycle
Life would not exist
Be thankful to the stars, whether they are close or far
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9. |
Oh No
02:55
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Oh no
Don't let them observe, dont let it know
dont let them perceive your being
You made us
Then betrayed us
You loved us with all thy heart
But tore us apart
We done away with you
But in a year or two
You will come back
And use us as a snack
He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
Help me
You betrayed me
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10. |
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AAAAAAA
AAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAA
SCP-106 has been recontained.
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11. |
Lost One's Song
03:47
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VERSE 1
All my sooch was so fully grown
All of earth's jewels are what i owned
I sat atop my royal throne
Now i've been bamboozled
Both of my eyes were just consumed
By the meta crisis
Costumed pirate speaking the eldritch tongue
My life is cyclical
CHORUS
In which layer am I
I’m lost in a fish eye
I guess this is goodbye
Point your guns to the sky
Took a stroll time
I've been dead the whole time
Extracting your soul time
Might explore the hole time
I'm the shab guy (duh)
VERSE 2
I’m lost, I’m lost again in the
Hole! Time! I’m just confused about
What the new rules do mean for me
I'll just try travelling
I’ve got so many things to show
And tell you when the journey ends
That’s if we ever meet again
I’ve just been travelling
CHORUS
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12. |
Don't Leave Me
04:51
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VERSE 1
Consider the dawn, please consider it.
It will cost you your lawn, and all of our kids.
Milk the animals, eat the flesh.
Where are the animals, please eat less.
Consider the night, it is so dark,
Where is the light, it will cost you a shark.
CHORUS
I live in a farm at the top of a hill,
and I never complain I just kill kill and kill,
Its my favorite thing in the whole world thing to do,
But I would never disintegrate you...
VERSE 2
you run away, from all of your fears.
At dawn everyday, we're counting the years.
Fruit of the tree, with all of it's truth.
Can't seem to tell me where I put my tooth.
Consider the day, please consider it.
We laugh it away, joyous to bits.
CHORUS
BRIDGE
I took my car to be serviced.
I recycled every one of my goods.
But not once have I experienced.
Taking a stroll down the never-ending woods.
CHORUS
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13. |
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VERSE 1 & 3
Tick tock
Don’t knock
Cause I just stuck my dick
In the goddamn
Tick tock
Don’t knock
Cause I just stuck my dick
In the goddamn clock
1 + 2 is
1 + 2 is
1 + 2 is
1 + 2 is
Is 7
VERSE 2 & 4
The sphere is really good
It’s a sphere of antimatter
Wait so it’s basically a sphere of antimatter
The Clockwork Sphere deals 10+5+10 damage
Inside the sphere there’s a court of brainy fellows
CHORUS
Shab says:
I want to make a reference to the Clockwork Sphere
I want to make a reference to the Clockwork Sphere
Shab says:
I want to make a reference to the Clockwork Sphere
I want to make a reference to the Clockwork Sphere
CHORUS
ENDING
Very marks the end and deand of the sphere
Very marks the end and deand of the sphere
Very marks the end and deand of the sphere
Very marks the end and deand of the sphere
This makes me sad
What even is a Clockwork Sphere anyway
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ooooooman it is i the dave man
i guess you could say i;m dave
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