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Real Concrete Hours

by surreal dave

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1.
Only the Sausage 04:34
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smelling the wall oh boy it's moist time to lick with gargling sounds between the teeth making click oh god oh fuck please no more not this trick oh god oh fuck please no more not this trick NO The cattle of Ganimedes might come close, flows and flows the clepsydra. Everything has an end only the sausage Everything has an end only the sausage Everything has an end only the sausage Everything has an end only the sausage They have the oh yeah They have the woo yeah Pensive Moyai They have the oh woo yeah They have the oh yeah They have the woo yeah Pensive Moyai They have the oh woo yeah The wall is covered in universes And the universes contain walls
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Mr. Tyrone is Coming to Steal your Polygons 00:38
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oh yes that's quite pungent my dear walkity walking woo stippetdy stepp halt, you must pay the toll come here little boy and give me your polygons oh no oh no no no i must do the running man oh god oh fuck it's a dead end
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Mysterious Tower 04:18
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Verse 1 There once was a tower Said to be built long ago It sat there by the hour But time it does not know For every single being In all of time and space Have forever been agreeing It’s always been in that plaaaace… Chorus It’s the Tower of Mystery Throughout all of history The Tower of Fright It surely is a sight With bricks plated with gold Impossibly old Windows made of dreams And magic it seems Verse 2 Inside there is a spiral of stairs And though you can’t see the top Many try to climb there The tourists do not stop But despite their unrelentless tries And raw strength and power None can seem to surmise There is no roof of the tower Chorus Bridge Feeling its presence Basking in its light It must be a gift from above We are all in essence Part of its might And intertwined in its love Break Verse 3 The powers of this building Oh yes they are great And at a time when it’s willing Life, it can create These creatures guard the door With utmost security Throughout peace and war Their souls pertain purity Chorus 2 It’s the Tower of Mystery Throughout all of history The Tower of Fright It surely is a sight It’s the Tower of Mystery Throughout all of history The Tower of Fright It surely is a sight With bricks plated with gold Impossibly old Windows made of dreams And magic it seems
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The Furnace Tree 05:15
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Verse 1 the furnace tree. the furnace tree. the furnace tree. i will not be the furnace tree. the furnace tree. the enthropy. and the furnace tree. Chorus oo oo|oo|oo|ee|oo|oo (the furnace tree. the furnace tree.) oo oo|oo|oo|ee|oo|oo (the furnace tree. the furnace tree.) Verse 2 the furnace tree. id like to see. how was it made. and can it flee. the leaves are furnace. the tree is tree. the furnace tree. the furnace tree. Chorus Verse 3 both furnace and tree stopped sounding like words. the furnace tree. ive heard it connects the ends of both worlds. the furnace tree. i think theres nowhere to hide. the furnace tree wont let us ever die. Chorus
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surreal dave ft. Reginald - Metalocrab VS The Iron Isopod 04:15
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oh yeah brøther its time for the biggest crustacean battle of the century Verse 1 - Metalocrab Iron isopod did you know that iron isn't even that strong Crabs are made out of solid steel, it's not wrong We've even got claws for crushing little men like you I could defeat you just by schlorbing, it's true Oh yeah woo yeah crab pile time for me Oh yeah woo yeah crab pile time for me Verse 2 – The Iron Isopod Oh hey there little guy I hope you brought a friend Cause you're about to die This is the pile's end You think you're all that with your claws and your steel But i'm greater in combat I can even slay an eel. And although their taste is sour... It is real isopod hour And although their taste is sour... It is real isopod hour Chorus aaAaAaAaAAAaAaAA What will become of this battle They’re both doing really good My money’s on isopod but that could change – it really could Crab's gonna use his special guest – just look at his sweet bod Metalocrab vs The Iron Isopod Verse 3 - Metalocrab Oh god oh fuck that was a really good verse But if you wanted to defeat me you should have sung a bad verse Yes I know I just rhymed verse with verse I will rhyme another verse Now pass over to my boy Reginald for some good isopod destroying verse Break – Reginald I'm a spider crab, spider crab I'm a spider crab, spider crab I'm not an isopod crab, isopod crab I'm not an isopod crab, isopod crab Please recieve this gift of good knowledge and – [Metalocrab] Reginald you're meant to be helping the pile, not the isopods Oh yeah woo yeah crab pile time for me Oh yeah woo yeah crab pile time for me Verse 4 – The Iron Isopod Deep down at the oceans bed We scour the ground and eat the dead With no mercy and zero remorse You will be our meal prepare to be the next course Isopods are strong Isopods are fierce Get off of our land or feel the wrath and terror To fight the better crustacean would be in error. And although their taste is sour... It is real isopod hour And although their taste is sour... It is real isopod hour Ending - reverie sorry for inconvenience dardar not available time to fbrlpjfbrlpjfbrlpj in other words i won
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Interdimensional Rhapsody 06:04
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[Country] The red is pretty good The white is nice also Ah how I love me some ethanol It makes me very sad It comes from bread in a can But it’s the ethanol I need to survive I just fill myself with the liquid And it goes into my finger holes And it feels really weird and red And white is nice also I had a friend who was a sock There was a big giant man Who came and stole him away I think his name was Stan [Nightcore Vocaloid] 叫び声の声叫び声の声 大きな巨人が私の靴下を脱ぐのを助けている 彼はあなたを迎えに来てあなたを揺さぶります これで終わりだ これで終わりだ これで終わりだ [Vaporwave] It is I, Mr. Rug Some call me Stan Prepare for a big shickety shakedown Then I will remove your socks It shall be extremely scary because I am a big giant man [Jazz] Hello I am Mr. Rug's son Grug Jr. Everyone in my school is really stupid So dad stole all of their socks And offered them to The socc man [Metal] Thankyou for the sock little boy For that I will not give you to the tree man Thanks for the 2 sooch payment Now that I own a sooch farm I can get all the sooch I want Now I can use this sock to rebuild my dog His name is Sokk With 2 K's and no C Mm mm oh woo yeah babey
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Scknishcobab 05:10
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Intro Out in space where nothing lives Sits the tree the tree oh my He smiles and smiles and gives and gives The tree the tree makes lörge noise And eats and eats all the little boys Their meats their meats Oh why oh why oh why oh why Verse 1 Now the long neck person man Seeks to shnorf the tree He shnorfs and shnorfs because he can He was blessed with this you see T’was given to him one wet ol night By the scknishscobab it was The being of dark, the being of light, The being of eternal sphuczz. Prechorus Out in space where nothing lives Sits the tree the tree oh my He smiles and smiles and gives and gives Oh why oh why oh why oh why The tree the tree makes lörge noise And eats and eats all the little boys Their meats their meats Chorus It’s the tree, he needs the meat When it’s young it’s succulent So if you want a little treat Then the tree won’t make your kids legs bent If ever you need to escape the tree Its not possible if you can’t see But if you manage to hide away They will ship you to the tree Verse 2 The scknishscobab has now been dead In a place quite far from this place What they did is cut off his head And put it out in space Now years and years have gone by And the head still floats out there But the growing process must’ve gone awry Because roots are on his everywhere Verse 3 It grew it grew into a tree And it makes again the lörge noise And the long neck person man is filled with glee Because he too gets to eat the little boys The moral of the story is quite plain No being all you can be Because the men will put you in a plane And ship you to the tree Prechorus 2 Out in space where nothing lives Sits the scknishscobab oh my Sits and grumbles and never gives Oh why oh why oh why oh why The scknishscobab makes anger noise And eats and eats all the little boys “Their meats!” he screams Chorus 2 Scknishscobab, he needs the meat When it’s young it’s succulent So if you want a little treat Scknishscobab will make your kids legs bent If ever you need to escape the man It’s impossible, he’s got a cab But if you manage to hide away Then you will see scknishscobab
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It's The Ceiling 02:29
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its the ceiling its the ceiling its the ceiling not a wall it seems like its rotated exactly 37.21 degrees clockwise its the ceiling the ceilings cool its the ceiling the ceilings good it seems like its been translated to exactly 26.1 languages потолок is the importest of all human creations even oovoo (javer) doesnt come close in importestance потолок is the highest of all the buildings even the neck (big) doesnt grow close in highestance hey fellow eeeeians hello?
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Spirantula 02:29
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Spirantula a-ah cha cha cha cha cha cha wooo badadayeaah Tarantula spire Spirantula a-a-aah cha cha cha cha cha cha Object of desire woo-oo yeah Tarantula spire cha cha cha cha cha cha The heavenly pyre Is lit on it's stairs woo-oo-oo yeah oh yeah woo yea-a-a-aah Oh no the tarantulas are on a loose The sound of spiders cha cha cha cha cha cha Will happen right now The sound of oo-oo yeah woo ye-yeah (cha cha cha cha cha cha) The sound of oo-oo yeah woo ye-yeah (cha cha cha cha cha cha) The sound of oo-oo yeah woo ye-yeah (cha cha cha cha cha cha) The sound of oo-oo yeah woo ye-yeah (cha cha cha cha cha cha) The sound of oo-oo yeah woo ye-yeah (cha cha cha cha cha cha) The sound of Spirantula.
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Joll Time 02:55
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Joll is here just as the prophecy foretold Joll has come Houses lay empty, row after row. We are those who are left. To bask in the beauty of Joll Creatures who's horror is hard to imagine roam the streets Avoiding, yet always stalking the remaining humans Will whip the seas again with all the I am not born to hear him where they shall Ill give thee warrant to this hand I warrant thee Thy hand is like the office of this good wench And you shall come to you and you shall please you DISTRIBUTED SO LONG AS SUCH COPIES ARE FOR YOUR OR FOR YOUR OR OTHERS Everyone is gone, few creatures roam the streets, all terrifying, all terrified. We've only days left gentlemen. But wherefore lives she [REDACTED] lives to grant thee to your husband Rom I know not that I mean with present with the death I am not binding of joll I am not binding of joll I am not binding of joll I am not binding of joll
11.
Ode to Spontaneous Combustion 06:50
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My sister spontaneously combusted yesterday I have no idea what that means but it looked and sounded epic She’s ok though, it was just a minor case So I just looked up what spontaneous combustion is I am allergic to it, but I don’t caare Oh no my toes just spontaneous combusted Ow ow ow ow ow ow oof aaAaAaAaAAAaAaAA This really hurts, but I don’t caare I need my toes to run really fast I can’t believe that my toes spontaneous combusted This is so sad, I’m literally shaking and crying right now I really miss my toes, I really miss my toes Hello my name is Gregor and I am here to destroy the universe Hello Gregor my toes just spontaneously combusted Leave me alone please, I need some time to myself You didn’t listen, and now your time is up So Gregor just made the universe spontaneous combust Luckily I escaped because I can run really fast So thog don’t care

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released April 6, 2019

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